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Overseer A: Tell me again why we're keeping a dog at Base Alpha…
Overseer C: Easy… he's cute.
Overseer B: And he's anomalous. His fur goes on forever. Also he's cute.
A: Huh… Okay. Does he play catch?
B: I don't see why not.
C: Yeah he— No, no, no wait don't throw that—
A: Oh… oops.
C: Damnit…
B: That's the third ball we've lost into his fur this week.
A: Sigh I'll log it.
Entity 84: Ruff
C: Good boy, we'll get you a new ball.
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