SURVIVAL DIFFICULTY:
Class 0
- Safe
- Secure
- No dangerous beings
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Photo taken by an old camera of the "Post Office".
Description
The level was discovered on February 1, 2006.
The Post Office is a very important, enigmatic level used by many people to send packages and information across the Polish backrooms. It resembles a small post office building from the 1970s that is reachable from several levels.
It is separated into three sections: the reception room, the waiting room, and the sorting room, which is inaccessible.
The waiting room has a square 20mx20m floor plan. A door leading to Level PL-11 or Level PL-37 is located to the right of the four chairs leaning against the wall to the left of the entrance. There is a reception desk to the left of the chairs, and a sorting room is behind the glass window in front of them.1
Reception Room
The reception is divided into three small rooms. There is a Faceling behind the counter in each of them, prepared to respond to any inquiries from the wanderers. They are all wearing the same uniforms from the postal service.2 An impenetrable glass wall separating the Wanderer and the Faceling has a tiny opening that permits the exchange of small objects.
Sending your packages
You can send the package here to the person of your choice. The Facelings will be happy to take it and teleport the letter or parcel to the sorting office without any further explanation. However, if it contains something that shouldn't be mailed, Faceling will detect it and sound an alarm, which will send the stray through the floor to a higher level.
Setting up your mailbox
Faceling will take a box, display case, etc., that you give it and use its device to scan it, saving the information to the email database. Faceling will then give the item back to you and say, "Thank you for registering your Interdimensional Mailbox." You will have your own Object PL-2 from now on.
Sorting room
The only room that is inaccessible is the sorting room, which is separated from the waiting room by impenetrable glass. A conveyor belt is visible outside the window, transporting letters and packages to different machines. There is a card facing the waiting area on the opposite side of the glass. It explains every procedure carried out in the sorting room.
Sorting Process
1. A package or letter containing the Object PL-2 is delivered to the starting point of the conveyor belt.
2. The first machine, the Security Reader, receives the taped item. The machine will reset the charge in the mailbox without damaging the item if it detects any kind of explosive charge and will return it to the sender. However, if the machine detects a living being, it will relocate it 100 meters away from the box that contained the creature.
3. The item is sent to the Recipient Reader via a conveyor belt after being inspected by the Security Reader. The machine identifies the intended recipient of a particular letter or package. The package or letter will be burned in the machine if the addressee has not signed or written a message to the recipient.
4. The sent item reaches the final machine, which notifies the recipient when everything is in order.
Additional Documentation
The list below outlines questions that the Facelings can respond to during the reception. They snort in response to all other questions and tasks.
Questions
Who are you? (To a Faceling)
I work at this post office as a receptionist.
What is this place?
This is the Interdimensional Mail.
What is Object PL-2?
An Interdimensional Mailbox.
How do these letters/parcels get here?
They arrive using teleportation.
These machines behind the glass, what are they?
The paper affixed to the window of this room contains all the information about the sorting room.
Can I mail a package or letter to the Froontrooms?
NO. Only Polish Backroom levels can use our mail.
Entrances and Exits
Entrances
- You can arrive here through a small building with the sign "Poczta" on Level PL-11.
- Entering the large building with the words "LIETUVOS PAŠTAS" on Level PL-37 will bring you here.
Exits
- You can exit via the moving doors and go to either Level PL-11 or Level PL-37, depending on the level you reached.3
- If you attempt to send something that is not permitted by the Post Office, the Faceling will trigger an alert and no-clip you to Level PL-13.