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Title: Object 11-ID - "Kalasan Soda"
Author: Marlin Paskalis
Translator: Lukian Alistair
Release Year: 2023
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| Object 11-ID: Kalasan Soda |
| Class: Tasty | Can only be bought on nearest Kalasan Belakang Restaurant. | A very refreshing drink. |
| ↓Object 10-ID | ↑Object 12-ID |
Description
Kalasan Soda is a beverage distributed by Kalasan Restaurant at the fixed price of 20 cups of Almond Water. The appearance of its container resembling standard Almond Water bottles, distinguished only by a white Kalasan Restaurant logo on one side. Tasting reports describe the fluid as carbonated with an intense saccharine profile. To date, twelve distinct variants of Kalasan Soda have been cataloged, differentiated by twelve unique chromas. Each color corresponds to specific temporary physiological effects and flavors. Empirical testing indicates an absence of adverse long-term effects, with the exception of the 'Apple Alcohol' variant which induces acute intoxication. The manufacturing process of Kalasan Soda remains proprietary and unknown: acquisition is strictly limited to direct purchase from the Kalasan Belakang Restaurant. Interviews with vendors have yielded no results….
As per usual, the prose of this article's author is utterly tedious and fails to provide any meaningful promotion. It is better that I explain this with details that will actually entice you. As you well know, Kalasan Soda is our latest breakthrough, the result of extensive research dedicated to crafting a beverage both exquisite and revitalizing. I am certain you will adore the electric tingle it leaves upon the tongue, a sensation characteristic of the finest sodas: it is addictive, superior, and far more refreshing than anything you have tasted.
Currently, we only developed twelve distinct flavors, but we pledge to continuously expand our selection. For the time being, you may purchase these directly at our main restaurant or through our agents stationed at various assembly points, such as specific complexes within Level 11-ID, the hotel lobbies of Level 17-ID, and numerous other locales. We are offering a 25% discount on Kalasan Soda to anyone who successfully collects five different coupons by purchasing our products at different official branches.
As I noted previously, our catalog features a wide array of flavors, eleven of which are certified as Halal. Rest assured, we have maintained a strict separation between Halal and non-Halal production lines. Our current palette includes: Original, Mango, Apple, Durian, Strawberry, Pineapple, Watermelon, Melon, Custard Apple, Lychee, Peanut, and Apple Alcohol. If you seek my personal recommendation: the Original flavor is unparalleled.
Are you still doubting the quality or the ingredients? Hmm… while the entirety of our manufacturing process remains a corporate secret, I will disclose our primary ingredient: Almond Water. The production of Kalasan Soda costs half of our asking price, which accounts for its premium cost compared to other products.
A word of advice: Kalasan Soda is not particularly compatible with any of the food items we sell. However, should you wish to experiment, we will not prohibit it. My suggestion? The optimal moment for consumption is during periods of profound exhaustion or while resting from hazardous labor. Why still in confusion? Purchase now and experience the bliss.
Wait, what would you think if we attempted to produce coffee? That shall be a conversation for another time.
Color, Flavor, and Effects
| Color | Flavor | Physiological Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Yellow | Original | Heightened vigor and reduction of physical fatigue. |
| Orange | Mango | Induction of euphoria; curing headache and hallucinations. |
| Red | Apple | Improved auditory and visual clarity. |
| Green and Yellow | Durian | Temporary acceleration of motor functions. |
| Dark Red | Strawberry | Spontaneous linguistic proficiency and xenoglossy. |
| Gold | Pineapple | Acquisition of advanced culinary expertise. |
| Dark Green | Watermelon | Oral discharge of non-lethal seed projectiles. |
| Light Green | Melon | Temporary intangibility/invisibility encompassing held items. |
| Purple | Custard Apple | Hyper-strength; physical lifting capacity increased tenfold. |
| White | Lychee | The body will emit light equivalent to a standard neon lamp. |
| Brown | Peanut | Physical gigantism; 200% increase in total body scale. |
| Pink | Apple Alcohol | Euphoria, intoxication, heightened confidence, and alertness. |
Current records indicate that the Melon and Durian variants are the most frequently acquired by explorers. All effects persist for a duration of approximately 4 to 5 minutes post-consumption. To date, no side effects have been documented during or after use.
