Lucky O’ Milk is a drink made up of soybeans that is quite popular in the Backrooms, rivaled only by Almond Water. Lucky O’ Milk’s popularity rose due to people with nut allergies being unable to drink Almond Water, as well as the inherent lack of normal, safe drinking water.
Description:
Lucky O’ Milk is again, a soybean-based drink that is a great substitute to Almond Water, for people who have nut allergies. The bottles are made up of a tough, clear, colourless glass, similar to those old fashion milk bottles. It looks like the label, which is around the midsection, has been ingrained into to the glass and is tinted compared to the rest of the bottle. There are 6 flavours corresponding to 5 different labels, with each flavour having its own effect. Theres even an ingredients list on the back of the label where information is as listed:
Soybeans 100%
Sugars 0%
Natural preservatives: 300%
Artificial Flavourings/Colourings: 0%
It seems to be a very bastardized version of a food label, making no attempt to talk about the calorie count, serving size, carbs or anything besides what it lists. I would say this bottle is about half a quart or maybe 20 fl ounces with the experience I have in bottle packaging. Though it does mention containing a high amount of calcium, I think this might be one of the healthiest things available to drink in the Backrooms.
Lucky O’ Milk Effects and Flavours:
As mentioned before, each colour corresponds with a unique label for the 6 flavours except for two, whose labels look exactly the same. Now, the label has the name of the flavour ingrained into it, making it easy to identify what flavour of Lucky O’ Milk you have. But the cap is also an identifier sporting its own unique little logos, ie. a small drawing of chocolate for the chocolate flavour. The only exception being the Luck and Banana flavours, with neither having a little logo sticker on it’s cap or a flavour ingrained onto the label. Meaning Luck flavour is highly situational and can be dangerous if not properly identified and dealt with.
| Flavour | Colour | Effect & Desc. | Rarity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Plain/Regular | White | N/A, Tastes like Vietnamese soy milk, is much better warm | Very Common |
| Strawberry | Pink | Similar effect to caffeine without its side effects, is also lavender scented | Very Common |
| Choco | Violet | Relieves back pain and stiff shoulders. Ie. overall joint/muscle pain | Common |
| Matcha | Green | Very calming and helps with insomnia | Common |
| Banana | Yellow | N/A, Tastes strongly of bananas | Common |
| Luck | Yellow | The colder the milk is, the more luck it will take on consumption, the hotter it is, the more luck it will give on consumption. Tastes strongly of bananas. | Rare |
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[start log]
Nicky: -Esting, testing, testing. Alright, since Stan and Arthur are out on another mission, I’m doing this solo.
[Audible machinery]
Nicky: So the milk comes from these fun little gachapon machines. They’re everywhere on level 4, and are served cold too. Pretty cool, I’m lovin the vibes. They don't require any money, and are plugged into the wall without an outlet. Shit’s crazy I tell ya.
[Muffled bottle opening and drinking noise]
Nicky: Mmm, hey now this is pretty damn good, it’s just like chocolate milk, and it’s made entirely out of soybeans? Though, it’s kinda strange it’s just- purple? Eh more like violet. Let’s see, nutritional value… no sugar, no artificial flavourings, 100% soybeans. Damn, it sounds like they just stuffed Jack and The Bean Stalk into a bottle, and… it’s high in calcium too? Haha, looks like I got the easiest objective.
[More audible machinery]
Nicky: Huh. This ones yellow… is that it? What kind of flavour is yellow?? Where’s the fuckin’ flavour on the label?? Theres no cute little sticker on the lid either what the shit- uh what or whoever made these things. How am I supposed to know if it’s lemonade or banana? Tch, only one way to find out I guess-
[Audible drinking noise]
Nicky: Fucking hell— cough, cough fuckme that is some strong sHI-
[Loud Thump]
Nicky: [Intelligible screaming and yelling along with audible profanity] Huff… huff, heh… “Easiest objective” my ass…
[Several minutes pass by with only audible panting and occasional swearing]
Nicky: Alright, I think, I just might be able to get up. Huff. Come on… Up, you fuckin clutz.
[Shuffling of the audio recorder being picked up and footsteps]
Nicky: Alright… Come on, huff, just need to get back to the M.E.- what the— FUCK-
[ Nicky Oswald reportedly clips through the floor of Level 4, and ends up in “Level 276,” the next three hours are cut as they are filled with screaming and footsteps. In the end, he managed to escape and met up with M.E.G agents Diana Hylius and Ray Thousand in “The End.” It was discovered that the yellow flavour he had consumed was Luck, and since the machine served the milk cold, he had unbelievably bad luck for the next 3 to 4 hours, thus causing him to clip into The Hive without any explanation or proper entry point. The injuries sustained right after consumption were as follows. Right hand had been broken in 3 different places. Twisted and sprained ankles from dropping into The Hive. Several scrapes and bruises on hands, feet, face, and arms gained from running and hiding from hounds, death moths, etc. for three hours straight. ]
[end log.]
Due to the fact Banana and Luck flavour are so similar, it is highly recommended to heat up any/all yellow bottles to about 71 degrees Celsius at a minimum before consumption. As stated previously. Neither have the flavours on the label.
Recreational Uses of Lucky O’ Milk:
Lucky O’ Milk has lots of useful effects that are given on consumption. To use them to the fullest, follow the instructions below. (Note that you can still drink them just for hydration alone.)
For a More Restful Sleep:
Pour out some Matcha flavour onto a paper towel, and slowly dab it under your eyes, the bridge of your nose, and under the ears. This helps to relieve strain on the eyes, eardrums, and unclogs the nose for a better sleeping experience.
Joint Pain and Muscle Reliever:
Paper towels will be your friend here, though any cloth/linen/sheet will do. Dampen whatever you have with the Chocolate flavour milk and lay it on the area you wish to relieve. Now this may sound gross and very sticky, but the end result is that all pain, soreness, and stiffness in the area is gone, and is left dry and strangely tinted violet for a short amount of time. It’s almost as if it was absorbed completely.
Soy Milk Adderall(BerryMatcha Blast):
Combining equal parts Strawberry flavour and Matcha flavour in any quantity will result in a D.I.Y liquid Adderall.(Which the top brass decided to universally call “BerryMatcha Blast”. Fuck you.) The effect is practically, and near identical to actual Adderall, though it’s most major difference is there being NO risk of addiction. At a certain point past 16 fl ounces the added effect will bottom out, meaning with no negative side effects you get a Strawberry-Matcha fusion that’s like, Coffee’s cooler older brother that everyone likes better. The effects range on how much you drink, about 1 hour to every 4 fl ounces. Oh, and also your skin flashes red and green while drinking it like a video game power-up.
Drink it:
Or if you want a simple way of gaining the effects, just drink them. They’re quite nutritious and besides the “Lucky O’ Nicky” incident, there are no other recorded luck-based incidents caused by Lucky O’ Milk. Though, people with soy allergies can’t drink it, as it’s made entirely out of soybeans.