Level 429 - "In the Eyes of a Thousand Critics"
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WARNING


There is boat.

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The mounted boat in question, existing in suspension.

Danger boat.

Level 429 is .
Sometimes, it is not.
Other times, it simply exists,
Despite what it ought.
Oh why, must a level be
A Mary-Quite-Contrary?

And, therefore, the question lies: Oh, why?
Why is Level Four-Two-Nine?
To tell you the truth, it’s rather hard to say
Why a level chooses — why it chooses to be this way.
Many folks would rather Level 429 not be;
Other folks would rather Level 429 stay.

(For reasons both simplistic and complicated…)
(… So don’t ask the masses what they’d say!)
But yet, despite this, Level 429 is.
And the fact is, on most days, it continues to be.
That’s not to say that sometimes, it gets tired of being an "is",
And would rather be a "not be".

You could say, there, lies the crux of the question:
So why does a level be?
Many great minds would ponder.
Others would laugh you off.
The truth is that dear wanderer,
There isn’t one single right line of thought.

Even though there were those that would like it gone.
Even though some might scoff.
"After all, it is a level out of a thousand!"
"It is only one out of a bunch."
No one would notice, if we say,
That Level 429 vanishes on some ordinary day.

No one would panic, no one would scream,
If the world woke up, and Level 429 ceased to be.
Why, you could say that in the end,
It's all immensely silly,
And there shall be doubt on whether anyone, really,
Ever wondered if why Level 429 is the way it is,

And why it be the way it be.
Because sometimes, those things just seem
Without expectation, ordinary.
(So you would think.)
Therefore, Level 429 is.
(And for now, it shall continue on to be.)


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