Didn't fancy seeing you here.
How's it going?
So, what brings you here?
Oh, you want to look at stuff I wrote, don't you. Well, just search up Zaskou on the main site and stuff should show up.
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Seriously, why are you still here? Go check out someone else's author page. This one doesn't even have a special theme or anything. It's just plain and simple and messy. Probably because I can't be bothered to put in time and effort.
Oh, fine. You really want to look at my stuff? Well, what's the password?
I guess I did put in a little effort.
Hint: I usually greet people with this phrase.
Hint #2 (Only use this if you are stuck!): It's on this page.