Shoulda' Stayed in Eleven / Discussion

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SLOPPOST

Wynths 02 Mar 2026 18:59

born out of a long-forgotten discord joke. not sure when this went from a parody to a transformation, but it did at some indeterminate point.

i'm sorry in advance.

critters: centurys lute, Sky3, scutoid studios

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+1

centurys lute 02 Mar 2026 19:20

thank you when i was originally reading the scp version, i couldn't believe such exceptional writing would ever grace my eyes. i was stuck rooted to the spot in front of my laptop, lapping up its greatness for three days, and then for three further days yonder, my praises turned to tears. because for how beautiful shoulda stayed in dubai was, i was equally heartbroken that it contained no doomed gay couple fated to die in 5k words. this rendition taught me that perfection did indeed exist on this cruel, cruel earth. i will be gazing lovingly at this tale until the red sun itself eats us up.

Wynths 02 Mar 2026 20:26

another valued customer!

+1

doctrinator 02 Mar 2026 19:27

Mr. Scutoid Studios top 1 character on the site

Wynths 02 Mar 2026 19:33

Mr. scutoid studios solos the red knight.

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+1

scutoid studios 02 Mar 2026 19:35

the true climax of this page is where he says "shoulda stayed in eleven, mr scutoid studios" and you get to gawk at my guru karma IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YALL

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You promised you'd take me there again some day… but you never did.

Wynths 02 Mar 2026 19:38

one day.

Re: +1

CamaradeAlbabar 02 Mar 2026 23:27

the ego…