You can't snipe me if I comment before announcing my article
I hope I pissed at least one person off with this
(This joke has been planned ever since I finished Jaws of Emendation— thanks to Maksus for keeping it secret)
Back in october I said "Wait what if I do this but instead of a scream its just a fucking shitty cover of Never Gonna Give You Up recorded with an old iphone"
MY ASS SET REMINDERS IN SAID OLD IPHONE SO THAT EVERY 2 MONTHS UNTIL APRIL FIRST I WOULD BE REMINDED "REMEMBER TO MAKE THE APRIL FOOLS PAGE."
If someone got the rick roll "spoiled" by reading this comment, fuck you that's your problem :3 :3 :3 (why the hell are you reading comments before the article???)
Downvotes will feed my ego that I've successfully pissed you off. Something something "alba chair" joke goes here.