The B.N.T.G. Ferren morning/night routine:
3:00 PM: rise
3:05 PM: Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 PM: cocaine 3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 PM: first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 PM: cocaine
4:16 PM: orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 PM: cocaine
4:54 PM: cocaine
5:05 PM: cocaine
5:11 PM: coffee, Dunhills
5:30 PM: more ice in the Chivas
5:45 PM: cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 PM: grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 PM: Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 PM: starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 PM: drops acid
11:00 PM: Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 PM: cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 AM: midnight, Ferren the ferret is ready to play
12:05-6:00 AM: Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin.
6:00 AM: the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 AM: Halcyon
8:20 AM: sleep