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Whoa, it’s a forum signature. Ain’t that cool?
I’m waking up to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
TOS-A1 Thermobaric Multiple Launch Rocket System
-The infamous radioactive piece of bread.
Please stop horsing around.
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According to level -2, entity 23 are supposed to be "Screamers".
I believe the screamers are being rewritten for a special purpose
I love nature and feed and befriend a number of creatures
Feather and fur dance in my presence and show no fear.
Except for horses
Horses hate me!
I don't know why.
Your friend and colleague,
Goerman
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/goerman
So far this is leading the contest for me. It started out kinda funny, started getting really tragic, and ended so fucking hilariously. Outstanding article.
I love horses with all of my heart. There's something powerful yet delicate about them, fearful yet gentle. To hear the story of this one's mourning, tragedy and undeserved punishment, was painful.
Which made the impact of the pun at the end all the stronger. I can no longer function as a person. No thoughts, head empty. Only unapproachable horse.
Ahhhhhh! Bad horse puns! +1
I'm justice!…What?…No not the blind folded girl!