I utterly refuse to believe a meteor did not, in fact, destroy the Crimson Forest. This is a serious and urgent matter, and I will be speaking your managers, bosses, and whatever superiors you have to settle this obviously incorrect assumption. I will not be silenced.
It is completely evident that a meteor destroyed the Crimson Forest, as proven by… oh… I don't know… that big-ass crater where the forest used to be. I can't believe the M.E.G. would deny such irrefutable proof of a big-ass rock. Frankly, in my opinion, this should be enough evidence, but I see now that the M.E.G. is quite sophisticated when it comes to blatant, flagrant gaslighting.
This is preposterous.
I'll be speaking with Bill Nye to confirm my undoubtedly correct assumptions about Level 9.1.
Good day, good night, and fuck you.
+1, motherfucker.