What normal people see; “bagel”
What the awoken see; “The overlord of humanity”
~🌱
correct
From Pyro AroAce, that one trans guy.
Gonna have to downvote this because you didn't bother to count the amount of sesame seeds. This is a disgrace and a travesty. You should be ashamed of yourself for such a sad, pathetic and low-effort page. Everyone should know that when you are documenting magical flying bagels, the number of sesame seeds should be accurately counted and documented. What if some poor soul must know how many seeds are on this bagel, for a school report or dissertation? Imagine how they will react when they realize that nobody knows how many sesame seeds there are?
Shame on you.
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zzz
dude you actually genuinely downvoted the page for this?
I have photographic evidence
you reupvoted it but I have proof
(I don't know how to insert images in the discussions tho lol)
your house will be bombarded with an uncountable number of sesame seeds in 3 hours
Okay I confess I was sitting at my desk reading the article when the bagel flew into my room and bumped my hand in a very specific sequence that made me downvote the page
zzz
I'm sure Aether tried very hard to count the seeds, but there was no way to obtain the specimen in order to count them.
I counted them.
647 on the top, 244 on the bottom. Certain variants have also been found with exactly 4 milliliters of perfectly melted Irish Butter.
Partygoers like bagels, comfirmed/j
From Pyro AroAce, that one trans guy.
HELP ME PLEASE! SOMEONE PLEASE… THE BAGEL LOCKED ME IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE A SOLID STEEL ROOM. ITS- ITS- JUST STARING AT ME. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. IVE BEEN HERE FOR 4+ HOURS AND THE BAGEL IS LOOKING VERY TASTY. HOWEVER I DONT WANT TO IMPLODE. WHAT DO I DO?????????
It’s just standing there…MENACINGLY
I'm justice!…What?…No not the blind folded girl!
Only you can prevent bagel fraud
I'm justice!…What?…No not the blind folded girl!
Count the sesame seeds. I double-dog-dare you.
- Mal0gen, the skullgen in your phone.
647 on the top, 244 on the bottom. Certain variants have also been found with exactly 4 milliliters of perfectly melted Irish Butter.