Cardi A was too powerful to be left alive (or, how to get to the center of a tootsie pop in one lick)

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Hi, I'm Lifemoth. I write things sometimes.

I was a pretty active member of the community back in 2022, which is when the large majority of my pages were published, before slowly falling out of my affinity for writing over here. But now, in the year of our lord 2025, I'm back! Let's see what else I can cook up after my extended vacation.

Let's take a look at some of the stuff I've plagued this site with.

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Levels

Level 9.1 - "Can we pretend that a meteor destroyed the Crimson Forest?"

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Boy, this was a fun one.

For the uninitiated, this level was directly inspired by somebody's very angry reaction to the Crimson Forest being deleted. Their justification for it was "Can we pretend that it was destroyed by a meteor?" and so I decided to make something with that.

It wasn't going to be anything more than that until I decided to add the undertones of grief and the way some people deal with it. This is by no means a perfect article, but it was a short and fun write.

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Level 599 - "Aster"

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Scrap Contest 2022 4th Place

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My scrapcon2022 entry :)

This one was based on "The Star", one of SnomWriting's submitted concepts. I took the idea and made it into something more reflective of my own style. Truthfully, considering how different it is from the rest of Snom's concepts, I'm not sure how much of their influence is still in this page lol.

This is probably my favourite page I've written, so that's something.

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Level 789 - "Why was Six afraid of Seven?"

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This was another fun page to write.

I literally just came up with the whole level from the title alone and I honestly don't hate it??? It took a fair bit of brainstorming to get it to the point it's at now but overall I'm happy with how I pulled it off.

I might expand the story and go into Homestead's deal in future pages but as of right now I have no plans to do that.

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Level 194 - "Unreal Estate"/"YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A RAINFOREST"

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Crypto bad.

This level started out as something just fun and stupid to write, but then I realized I could very easily turn it into a metaphor for crypto and NFTs, so I did! There are a few ways you can interpret this so I'll just leave that part to you.

And don't worry, you'll be seeing more of Miriam shortly [plotting noises].

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Level 126 - "A Picture's Worth"

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Guess who's back!!!

So yeah this was my first page after my 2-and-a-half-year break from writing here. I saw the writing blitz going on and figured it would be a good way to dip my toes back into this space. It was definitely refreshing to write something a lot simpler without the pressure of living up to my other pages.

I thought it would be fun to turn the writing constraints of the blitz into an actual property of the level, and it didn't take long to flesh out the idea after that. Overall, this is by no means one of my best pages, but it's not supposed to be! I'm still really happy with how it turned out.

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Entities

Entity 72 - "Man, Machine, My Dearest Creation"

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My first ever page!

This was originally an SCP concept that I adapted for this wiki instead, which is why you may notice a few SCP-like qualities about it. Truthfully, I had very little in mind when I started this, but the more I worked on it the deeper the concept became. Now I have a fair amount planned with this!

I'm fairly certain I'm the first author to write an enigmatic entity as their very first page (if you don't count self-rewrites), and I'm not sure if that's something to be proud of but :)

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Tales

"Troubleshooting"

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What If Contest 2022 Winner

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I won a contest yay.

So this was completely unplanned lmao. I had a tale called "Troubleshooting" in my backlog but it was a completely different concept. When I saw whatifcon was happening, however, I altered the concept to fit with the contest's theme.

This was the second page I ever posted to this wiki, as well as my very first contest entry, and so I'm very surprised it won (even more surprised that it's currently the highest-rated tale on site). Check out all the other contest entries though, they're all fantastic.

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el credits

fuckig Entro_P

Áron by Rosa Menkman is CC BY 2.0