Languages:Languages:
JOIN UP
YOU HEY YOU
ARE YOU TIRED OF JUST SITTING THERE LIKE A DUMBASS?
DON'T YOU WANT
* THRILLS
* FRIENDS
* SOMETHING MORE FUN THAN MAKING DRAB-ASS REPORTS FOR THE MEGGIES
* FUCKING DOPE-ASS PERKS?
THEN JOIN THE SPEEDNOCLIPPERS AND ACTUALLY FEEL SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN THIS HELL—
Oh my god, Trevor. What are you doing?
What? You told me to be eyecatching.
You're making look like a bunch of thrill-seeking adrenaline junkies.
'Cause we are.
That's so reductive! We're more than just that.
Oh here we go—
We're a group who push ourselves to the limits of human ability. Who master "no-clipping" to get to places the M.E.G. can only dream about. We're the explorers who conquered Everest, who dive in the deepest oceans, who—
Gotta go fast.
RARGH! Get that fucking smirk off your face right now. Right now! Before I—
Alright, alright! Put the bat away. Jesus, Veronica.
Okay then, what the fuck do you want to say?
When I told you to make a poster, I was thinking something along the lines of—
JOIN UP
Think you have the grit to survive?
++
Think you can run with the best of the best?
Then join the Speednoclippers. Prove you can run with the best. Push yourself to higher and higher limits.
Winners of our races get unique perks and supplies.
What do you think?
…well it's short
Yeah, it's to the point.
Kinda boring though.
But it's what we do!
It's not who we are! You're making us sound like the M.E.G. for fuck's sake—
Oh my god are you guys arguing again? Just challenge each other to a race and decide that way. Jesus Christ.
…
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Yeah okay.
