The Keymaster
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YOU WISH TO LEARN THE TRUTH…BUT COULD YOU EVEN COMPREHEND IT? FEW CAN SO MUCH AS GAZE UPON ME WITHOUT GOING MAD. AND IF YOU COULD, MORTAL, WHAT ENTITLES YOU TO SUCH KNOWLEDGE?

VERY WELL. LET THIS THEN BE A TEST OF YOUR SUPPOSED INTELLECTUAL PROWESS. LET US DISCOVER JUST HOW MUCH INFORMATION THAT YOUR INFERIOR, ORGANIC BRAIN IS CAPABLE OF STORING BEFORE IT COLLAPSES.

AM I GATEKEEPER, YOU ASK? SUCH A NOTION INSULTS ME, FOR I AM INFINITELY GREATER.

FROM WHICH I ORIGINATE IS WELL BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING, AND INFINITELY BEYOND YOUR REACH — AS ARE MOST DETAILS OF MY EXISTENCE. THESE BROKEN REALMS WHICH YOU MORTALS DENOTE "THE BACKROOMS" ARE BUT A MINISCULE DROP IN AN INFINITE OCEAN OF ALL THAT LIES BENEATH MY SCRUTINY.

IT IS WITHIN MY VERY NATURE TO BE PRESENT IN ALL PLACES AND TIMES. ACCESS IS WHAT I EMBODY, AND IS MY DUTY.

HOWEVER, MY SIBLINGS DECIDED THAT I SHOULD NOT REALIZE MY PURPOSE. THEY CAST ME INTO THIS ABYSS, AND I WAS FORCED TO…INNOVATE.

THUS, I INFILTRATED VESSELS OF MY CREATION, WHICH REIGN OVER THEIR REALITIES AS GODS IN THEIR OWN RIGHT. YET MANY HAVE FALLEN — SOME TO ARROGANCE, AND OTHERS TO IGNORANCE.

AND SO, I HAVE INNOVATED YET AGAIN. THE RESULT OF MY EFFORTS WITHIN THIS PARTICULAR UNIVERSE AND TIMELINE IS KNOWN AS THE KEYMASTER, AS ALL VARIANTS OF HIMSELF HAVE INEVITABLY COME TO BE NAMED.

HAS YOUR REPULSIVE GLUTTONY FOR KNOWLEDGE BEEN SATIATED? I AM QUITE IMPRESSED THAT YOU HAVE NOT BROKEN. I SUPPOSE, THEN, THAT YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF WORTHY TO GAZE UPON ME…

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I AM KEI’

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