The Keymaster
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YOU WISH TO KNOW THE FULL TRUTH? CAN YOU EVEN COMPREHEND IT? FEW CAN SO MUCH AS GAZE UPON ME WITHOUT GOING MAD. AND EVEN IF YOU COULD, MORTAL, WHAT MAKES YOU ENTITLED TO IT?

VERY WELL. LET THIS BE A TEST OF YOUR SUPPOSED INTELLECTUAL PROWESS. LET US DISCOVER JUST HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD THIS INFORMATION WITHIN YOUR INFERIOR, ORGANIC BRAIN BEFORE IT EXPLODES.

AM I GATEKEEPER, YOU ASK? HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME WITH SUCH QUERIES, FOR I AM INFINITELY GREATER.

FROM WHICH I ORIGINATE IS WELL BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING, AND INFINITELY BEYOND YOUR REACH — AS ARE MOST DETAILS OF MY EXISTENCE. THESE BROKEN REALMS WHICH YOU MORTALS GROSSLY DENOTE "THE BACKROOMS" ARE BUT A MINISCULE DROP IN AN INFINITE OCEAN OF ALL THAT LIES BENEATH MY SCRUTINY.

IT IS WITHIN MY VERY NATURE TO BE PRESENT IN ALL PLACES AND TIMES. ACCESS IS WHAT I EMBODY, AND IS MY DUTY.

HOWEVER, CERTAIN…PARTIES DECIDED THAT I SHOULD NOT REALIZE MY PURPOSE. I WAS CAST INTO AN ABYSS, AND WAS THUS FORCED TO…INNOVATE.

THUS, I INFILTRATED VESSELS OF MY CREATION, WHICH REIGN OVER THEIR REALMS AS GODS IN THEIR OWN RIGHT. YET MANY HAVE FALLEN — SOME TO ARROGANCE, AND OTHERS TO IGNORANCE.

AND SO, I HAVE INNOVATED YET AGAIN. THE RESULT OF MY EFFORTS WITHIN THIS PARTICULAR UNIVERSE AND TIMELINE IS KNOWN AS THE KEYMASTER, AS ALL VARIANTS OF HIMSELF HAVE INEVITABLY COME TO BE NAMED.

HAS YOUR DISGUSTING GLUTTONY FOR KNOWLEDGE BEEN SATIATED? I AM QUITE IMPRESSED THE YOU HAVE NOT BROKEN. I SUPPOSE THAT YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF WORTHY TO GAZE UPON ME…

Chi

I AM KEI’

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