The illusive Super Almond Water altar.
Object Number 100 - "Super Almond Water"
Code-Name "Oracle"
Description:
Super Almond Water is a counterpart to Almond Water. As the name implies, it is extremely useful and powerful. In short, it heals anything, and protects you from anything. It has a strong taste of almond butter, and feels especially oily in the mouth.
Being so incredibly rare, and dangerous in the hands of malicious groups of intrest, false information regarding Super Almond Water has been released to the public, claiming it is a substance called "Oracle", which kills you upon consumption. An order for all traces of "Oracle" to be surrendered to the M.E.G. has been administered.
Uses:
Similar to normal Almond Water, Super Almond Water can be used to heal ailments, retain your sanity, and defend yourself against harmful (effects of) entities. However, this applies to a much greater extent.
Even consuming one milliliter of Super Almond Water can effectively heal all negative ailments, including broken bones, lost limbs, cancers, physiologic/mental damage, etc. Spray bottles of Super Almond Water are sometimes used to completely eradicate groups of harmful entities, and make the area they occupied completely safe. The effects of Super Almond Water can last for weeks.
In addition to this, it grants almost complete immunity to all negative effects of Entities. There are some exceptions. It is possible some Entities will still be able to harm you, such as Mother, the Animated King, and the Memory Worm. It also likely will not grant total immunity to some Levels, such as Level 999 and The Hive.
The M.E.G. as of now only has possession of 6.5 tbs (or 32ml) of Super Almond Water. All samples of "Oracle" brought to the M.E.G. will be quietly repurposed for medical equipment, as ordered by Overseer-A.
Sources:
Legends of incredibly powerful Almond Water have been told for hundreds of years, even tales about a substance called 'utsil tuerca' have spread throughout generations of the Lost. There is only one confirmed source of Super Almond Water, it is buried deep in a scrap-painting found in Level 57.
It has been hypothesized that Super Almond Water was actually created (albeit accidentally) by the Artist. The painting the holds the bottle was created from scrap pieces of paintings and sketches, that were glued together on a blank canvas to create a new piece of art. It lacks a title. It is theorized that some of the pieces of paper are actually soaked in Almond Water, resulting in an altered version of it inside the painting.
Attempting to obtain it from here is extremely dangerous, as no-clipping into the painting reveals several aggressive humanoid entities called "Hollow Ones". You will likely die before obtaining it. Its possible that other sources of Super Almond Water exist elsewhere in the Backrooms, but no others have been confirmed.
ADMINISTRATIVE MESSAGE
From: Overseer-A - "Stretch":
Everyone, I understand your distaste of the classification efforts of Oracle. I know that "public" awareness of this substance could save many lives. But you don't understand the danger that this could bring if in the wrong hands. A single Splinter soldier could drink a single drop of this stuff, and mow through an entire fleet of Entities. The entire M.E.G. could be dismantled in 24 hours with that kind of disadvantage.
I thought that allowing medical use of the substance would be enough for all of you, but your empath side is just getting the better of you, isn't it? God dammit, I know that its horrible to hide this. Hiding that there's a larger source, basically a fountain of fucking youth out there. But right now, if one person, just one, told someone in the Splinter or god forbid the Followers, everything we've worked so hard to build would be gone.
I hope that you understand that this is hard for me too. I wish it didn't have to be like this. But we just don't have enough force to properly defend something like this. So the best thing we can do is keep it hidden. I'm sorry.
Watch your backs, everyone.
