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Personnel (it's actually public) file: Saria.S
Age: More than 7
Last known location: at some bar. drinking milk (they can't drink alcohol yet) NEVERMIND THAT I CAN DRINK NOW YEAAHHHH BITCH AMERICAAAAAAAA
Incomprehensible to the naked eye, joined the M.E.G. a while ago. Saria.S is best described as a writhing mass of the occult, including emotions such as happiness and sad, 17 hamlets from Belarus, 1 hamlet from Shakespeare, 1m3 of water, and a cup of McDonalds sprite. All for the small price of 4 and a half moneys!!!
Researchers, wanderers, and chickens pheasants (there's a difference dipshit) who have been in their presence are sparse, but they all report enlightenment, newfound appreciation for life, and a profound reconnection with God. Radiation poisoning has also been reported, but the issue is not pressing.
Currently head of telling people their documents suck at M.E.G. base whatever Greek letter we're on right now. Is in a platonic relationship with Bob. Nobody knows what the S in Saria.S stands for.1
Things I have done
You've been here before
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/013-stlk
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/027-prwl
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/back-and-forth
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/theme:decay
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/entity-152
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/entity-197
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/theme:halloween2021
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/informed-opinion
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-63
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-204
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-480
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-501
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-611
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/mind-palace-research-notes
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/object-26
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/object-42
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/rendezvous
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/theme:scrapyard
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/seed-of-darkness
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/something-strange-in-the-neighbourhood
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/the-chamber
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/the-shrine
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/theme:tra
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/white-knights
CLOLLABS
http://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-160 with Boifromnowhere
TRANSLAToinS!
in french
http://fr-backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-909
in maltese (F'GĦOXX DIK IL-PROSTITUTA OMMOK JA NAZZJONALIST, VIVA L-LABOUR LIBAAAAAAA)
http://backrooms-uli.wikidot.com/mt:entity-165
http://backrooms-uli.wikidot.com/mt:joke-level-145
http://backrooms-uli.wikidot.com/mt:joke-level-backroom
http://backrooms-uli.wikidot.com/mt:level-657
http://backrooms-uli.wikidot.com/mt:level-fun
in toki pona????
http://backrooms-uli.wikidot.com/tok:joke-level-145
that is all. goodbye.
click here lets'get this page to 1 TRillion downpvotes the first ever on thse site!
my guy i love him
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