Noah Rabe

SURVIVAL DIFFICULTY:

Class Noah-Author

• Goofy Articles
• Silly Shennanigans
• Expanding Itself

About me:

This was a commission made by personal friend of mine Star Saphire¹!! They're too Awesome.

No? Well, you're in the blissful domain of me, your bi 17y oldnhost for the most, noah rabe. Although, on Discord, I go by Monster-9530.²

I'm a resident TS man with ADHD, while I'm calm most of the time when in public- make no mistake that I'm a zoomie man at home.

As far as authors go, I sometimes consider myself fairly ambitious. I wish to create hopefully really fun and interesting articles for you to enjoy. I want to create a story for now including a character I've already introduced. Although, I might be counting my chickens before they hatch.

Likes:

• Writing
• Backrooms
• SCP
• Yu-Gi-Oh
• Monster Hunter game series
• Ferrets, Birbs, and Sharks
• Dark Souls game series
• Pokemon
• Sleeping
• Being Warm
• Chess
• Coding³
• Graphic design
• Moba's⁴
• 90's styled- VHS horror games
• Analog Horror⁵
• Procrastinating
• Marvel

Dislikes:

• Tests
• Working with Java
• The Deep Ocean
• Most species of dolphins
• Spelling out scientific names

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Current Skillset:

• Absolutely nothing
• I like to think I'm good at coming up w/ complete characters w/ complex personalities before actually developing them. I think it's always good to focus on the personality traits of a character and how to change them.⁶
• Not that I'm good at it really, but I've been doing choir since I was about 8. I like to tell myself I've gotten better though.
• I like to strategize, this usually comes in the form of games, but even when not playing games- I like to work on projects that require that schuff.
• Currently, I like to consider myself an ideas man. Not a very useful skill to me for the most part but I'm able to come up w/ some pretty unique stuff when I need to.

My Articles⁷:

Entity 326: "Cuddlemares"

• A weird entity that can possess toys- pretty interesting. This entity adapts depending on the toy it takes during its metamorphosis process.

Open thoughts

It's kinda surreal that this was my first article. I originally intended for this to be my only article- like a one-and-done kind of thing. Of course, the longer I wrote trying to get this in, the more and more ambitious I grew. It helped that I was making friends on TS while writing.

Level 182: "Aromatherapy"

• A large greenhouse with an infinite outdoor area- no monsters- although, that doesn't mean there isn't any danger.

Open thoughts

It's funny to me how my most popular article. I originally intended to be nothing more than a filler article. Honestly, at first, I didn't understand the general hype around it. I mean, yes it was well written for the most part, however, it really lacked too much interesting content in my opinion. Part of the way I tried to close this gap was with a mystery (the noises heard on the level.) Fun fact: Part of the original plan when developing the slithering was that I would design an enigmatic entity around it but I ended up abandoning that idea for just keeping it a mystery.

Entity 92: "Ferren"

• Ferren the Ferret is a B.N.T.G. pet that is able to no-clip to any level from one level. For all most know, he could even no-clip into the frontrooms (although this is for the most part unknown.)

Open thoughts

Probably my favorite article I've made thus far. It wasn't until this point that I developed my personal style of article-making. The reason I made him was simply, I like ferrets. I didn't want all of my articles to be too complex and the least complex idea that I had was a ferret. So uhm… yeah, ferrets for the win.

Level 282: "The Mariner"

• Read either a logbook story explaining the depths of the submarine cave and the mysteries within or a collapsible with a typical M.E.G. article defiling the mysteries in the deep blue.

Open thoughts

My most recent article currently and what an article it is. For those who were here when I was setting my first iteration of this author's article will know that there was supposed to be a fragment. Thing is, I'm not currently comfortable enough to where I'm gonna actively try that so ye. Now, there will prolly be a lot of questions thrown at me regarding this article but for those reading this, the idea is you're supposed to come up with those conclusions on your own.

Future Works:

This section right here is a sneak peek description of my possible future articles.

Object 33: "Marketable Plushies"

• What's cuter than a marketable plushie! Absolutely nothing! TLDR; this is more lore for the B.N.T.G. for ya, we got everyone's favorite ferret, Ferren, as well as a slew of other entity plushies coming your way!

Entity 139 (rewrite): "The Puppeteer"

• This is a rewrite for an Entity that I see a ton of potential in!

Level 401: "Choices"

• The power of choice is the most valuable thing a person can have. But what happens when those choices are turned against you?

Cool Friend People's:

Anime_Roar
Ericote
Justazappyrat
Amberlon
Nikuchan
Anonymous1111
Robert Goerman
RoseMonsignor
userunhacked
Iamalemon
TheGameOwl11

Who came up with this bad Author Page?

noah rabe
Images produced via Unsplash with Unsplash License :
Background: Illuminated Forest by Steven Kamenar

Footnotes

1. Note: I did ask them before posting this if they didn't want their name used and they said it was fine if I did.

2. Or "Poopymonster" according to my friend Justa.

3. currently working on Minecraft modding even though I hate working with Java.

4. Albeit a select few

5. Or just youtube in general

6. before you start writing them even to some extent.

7. In order of release.