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Those are my alternate numbers.
Joke Object 333 - "Green Lighters" / Discussion
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(account deleted)Did you mean to say "telephone" in a T9 language? Because I just noticed that.
Welcome to the Lemon Zone! :D
Hello, I'm mainly going to be posting on the Backrooms Wikidot, since I have a few ideas for a level I want to make!
Gender: Questioning | Pronouns: she/they | Zodiac: Leo | Birthday: July 30th | Hobbies: YouTube, reading, writing stories, watching television, etc. | Sexuality: Aro-ace |
what- I had no intention of that but that's funny
The parody (or satire, if this is even meant to be satire) kind of falls flat, and it kind of reuses the usual tropes of greenlighters without adding much new to the conversation. I could basically predict where this page was gonna go next.
And I will say the parallels are… not that good. We can’t delete pages, nor do we have any say in what gets deleted, even though that’s basically the main crux of the page — that this lighter “destroys” everything and anything.
The conversation is its saving grace. No-vote.
EDIT:
On second thought, a funny conversation doesn’t make up for the middling first half I had to read through to get to it.
Whoa, it’s a forum signature. Ain’t that cool?
I’m waking up to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
I started laughing upon seeing the firelighter 🤣
The conversation between ghostchibi and I is real and it actually happened.
smh bruh it's the conversation between ghostchibi and me, not the conversation between ghostchibi and I
literally unreadable -1
Thank you so much for enlightening me with this holy feedback. I will reconsider the entirety of my life choices and meditate in the Himalayas for a few decades before returning to this site.
where's my upvote >:(
I will be filing a formal complaint about malicious no-voting. I can assure you that you will be permanently banned for your actions. (/j don't upvote if you don't want)
God, I hate this. You dare infringe on my right to free speech? This is a crime, and you know it. Don't even get me started on profanity! The words used in this article are so vile I could not repeat them for fear of being dragged to hell by Satan himself! I mean seriously, there are children on this site! The amount of times I have heard of kids being here should let you know not to use these words! I can't even get into the hostility used by the users here! You should be ashamed.
~Robert~
Eh, this page doesn't really do it for me. The satire isn't particularly funny and the Convos don't really do enough for me to really save this page
Love it, especially the conversation
*Accidentally burns self* Welp, to the void I go
I'm justice!…What?…No not the blind folded girl!
It's 2am right now where I'm at, DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEE ;-;
Welcome to the Lemon Zone! :D
Hello, I'm mainly going to be posting on the Backrooms Wikidot, since I have a few ideas for a level I want to make!
Gender: Questioning | Pronouns: she/they | Zodiac: Leo | Birthday: July 30th | Hobbies: YouTube, reading, writing stories, watching television, etc. | Sexuality: Aro-ace |
Sleep is for the weak and the bright white void is forever
I'm justice!…What?…No not the blind folded girl!
A wild WilburSoot has appeared!
(context: in the Dream SMP, Wilbur Soot's character likes eating sand. A lot.)
Welcome to the Lemon Zone! :D
Hello, I'm mainly going to be posting on the Backrooms Wikidot, since I have a few ideas for a level I want to make!
Gender: Questioning | Pronouns: she/they | Zodiac: Leo | Birthday: July 30th | Hobbies: YouTube, reading, writing stories, watching television, etc. | Sexuality: Aro-ace |
Relateable.
/hj
From Pyro AroAce, that one trans guy.
thank you
Very well-written, and I love the way you made the greenlighters randomly activating. It's accurate, especially if you don't have/aren't allowed to use Discord. ;-;
Welcome to the Lemon Zone! :D
Hello, I'm mainly going to be posting on the Backrooms Wikidot, since I have a few ideas for a level I want to make!
Gender: Questioning | Pronouns: she/they | Zodiac: Leo | Birthday: July 30th | Hobbies: YouTube, reading, writing stories, watching television, etc. | Sexuality: Aro-ace |
Yep, how unfortunately true
I'm justice!…What?…No not the blind folded girl!
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