Cardi A was too powerful to be left alive (or, how to get to the center of a tootsie pop in one lick)

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Hi, I'm Lifemoth. I write things sometimes.

If you take a look at the stuff I've written, you'll quickly notice that I have an affinity for the unorthodox — shit that just makes you go "wow, how did this guy even become a notable member of this community". The truth is I consume copious amounts of Tellanux™ brand imagination-oil-coated pellets that are shaped like those little goldfish crackers that kids don't eat anymore. It's some wack-ass shit!!

Anyway uhhh I honestly don't know what else I can say about my stuff — there's absolutely no way I can put my mind into words so I just resort to writing for the funnyrooms and hope it sedates the celestial-born tapeworm burrowed somewhere under Oakland, Ohio. In any case, I hope you enjoy reading what I vomit onto this hellsite. :)

Speaking of which, let's take a look at that!

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Levels

Level 9.1 - "Can we pretend that a meteor destroyed the Crimson Forest?"

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Boy, this was a fun one.

For the uninitiated, this level was directly inspired by somebody's very angry reaction to the Crimson Forest being deleted. Their justification for it was "Can we pretend that it was destroyed by a meteor?" and so I decided to make something with that.

It wasn't going to be anything more than that until I decided to add the undertones of grief and the way some people deal with it. This is by no means a perfect article, but it was a short and fun write.

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Level 599 - "Aster"

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Scrap Contest 2022 4th Place

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My scrapcon2022 entry :)

This one was based on "The Star", one of SnomWriting's submitted concepts. I took the idea and made it into something more reflective of my own style. Truthfully, considering how different it is from the rest of Snom's concepts, I'm not sure how much of their influence is still in this page lol.

This is probably my favourite page I've written, so that's something.

CN

Level 789 - "Why was Six afraid of Seven?"

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This was another fun page to write.

I literally just came up with the whole level from the title alone and I honestly don't hate it??? It took a fair bit of brainstorming to get it to the point it's at now but overall I'm happy with how I pulled it off.

I might expand the story and go into Homestead's deal in future pages but as of right now I have no plans to do that.

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Level 194 - "Unreal Estate"/"YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A RAINFOREST"

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Crypto bad.

This level started out as something just fun and stupid to write, but then I realized I could very easily turn it into a metaphor for crypto and NFTs, so I did! There are a few ways you can interpret this so I'll just leave that part to you.

And don't worry, you'll be seeing more of Miriam shortly [plotting noises].

CN

Entities

Entity 72 - "Man, Machine, My Dearest Creation"

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My first ever page!

This was originally an SCP concept that I adapted for this wiki instead, which is why you may notice a few SCP-like qualities about it. Truthfully, I had very little in mind when I started this, but the more I worked on it the deeper the concept became. Now I have a fair amount planned with this!

I'm fairly certain I'm the first author to write an enigmatic entity as their very first page (if you don't count self-rewrites), and I'm not sure if that's something to be proud of but :)

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Tales

"Troubleshooting"

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What If Contest 2022 Winner

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I won a contest yay.

So this was completely unplanned lmao. I had a tale called "Troubleshooting" in my backlog but it was a completely different concept. When I saw whatifcon was happening, however, I altered the concept to fit with the contest's theme.

This was the second page I ever posted to this wiki, as well as my very first contest entry, and so I'm very surprised it won (even more surprised that it's currently the highest-rated tale on site). Check out all the other contest entries though, they're all fantastic.

CN

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el credits

fuckig Entro_P

Áron by Rosa Menkman is CC BY 2.0