Entity 76 - "What the hell is this?"

Description:

Robert J. Quack is a 2 inch tall rubber duck with a black tuxedo on, with the duck being in a generally worn out condition. It is so worn out that squeezing it will result in no noise coming from it. On the bottom of the duck is a name, which says "Robert, I miss you.", which is impossible to wash off for some reason. Due to this note on the bottom, he was named "Robert".

The duck shows much importance to one who uses it, though the real reason why or how remains completely unknown.

A- Wha… what? What the hell? Where the fuck did this come from?

Did someone actually write this thing?

This isn't a joke. We need to take cataloging anomalies seriously, instead of posting what basically looks like a meme.

I'll try to contact David. He's one of the Database managers so he'll know for sure just who put this shit here.

Why did he send me this?

Entity Number: 76

Habitat(s): Unknown

The duck.

The image is broken.

Description:

Entity 76 resembles itself a rubber duck that is in a very worn out condition and is sentient. A sentient duck? Seriously? Entity 76 has a poorly drawn note on the bottom of the duck that states "Robert, I miss you, keep this present to remember me by." How would you even have the space to put that there? This is confusing as hell. The duck's appearance looks very normal, excluding the fact that it is wearing a tuxedo with a top hat. A goddamn top hat, of course. The duck also goes by names, which include Ducc, Robert J. Quack, Robert, and The Duck.

Along with thi, Can't even spell "this" correctly? Entity 76 gives random thoughts at random times to people who interact with the duck. What! This makes no goddamn sense. It's a duck… with a note on it… and it gives people random thoughts..? For example, the duck has given people many thoughts, ideas, and goals to accomplish, even showing new levels, entrance and exits to existing levels, and other important information. Can you specify? What levels it shown? Nope, of course you won't.

Behaviors:

Despite it being a rubber duck, he is very formal and straightforward in conversations and actions. It talks. Of course. He works at a rubber duck store at a mall, though would love to work as a detective. Rubber duck store!? Detective!? He even has a "song":

The best detective (The best detective)
Oh oh oh—
I am the one (The one)
One of a kind!
I'm Robert, and I'm super-

The rest of the page is torn off. What.

Biology:

Entity 76 is very similar, in appearance, to a standardized rubber duck. The duck has a black tuxedo with a white bowtie, and a black top hat. The duck also has a large, orange beak and a overall happy expression on his face. The duck is 5 inches tall, and 3 inches wide. Why is it just partially restating the same exact things?

The abilities of the duck include giving random thoughts to people who are nearby it, teleportation, intelligence, capability of speech, and advanced problem solving.

Discovery:

It is unknown when Entity 76 was discovered.

Do's and Don'ts:

Do:

Talk to the duck, he has great stories. What? This was never mentioned, ever.
Be nice.
Listen to the thoughts, it will most likely be used for later.

Don't:

Hurt the duck.

What the hell is this!? Is David pulling some joke on me? The duck doesn't even make sense. I mean, I could try to find "David"? I'll try to communicate with some operatives, hopefully get this stupid object deleted. Also I should head to Level 103, that's where David was last at, I think.

EDIT: Well uh, the old object entry got overridden with this new entity entry, but it's still on the object hub? Weird. The stupid entry also manually removed my messages in the black text. They will probably delete this one too. Thankfully I saved a draft of the old object for evidence for when this gets deleted.

Either this is a huge issue, or someone's gonna get fired.

A- Again?! But it's from an actual guy, and I can actually see who created it. It's an M.E.G. Operative.. I'll just read this myself.

Description:

Object 69, or "The Sentient Duck", "Rubber Duck", or its preferred name, "Robert J. Quack", is a 2x5 duck who brings thoughts and emotions to one who interacts with it. Whether or not the duck is an entity or object has been debated, due to its sentient appearance and overall entity-like behavior.

The duck resembles that of a normal, cheap rubber duck with a black tuxedo, white bowtie, a black top hat covering the entire duck's upper forehead, and an almost hood like object covering the entire backside of the duck's head. The duck has thick black eyebrows with chipped yellow paint from all directions. The eyes, however, are in a roughly good condition. On the lower back of the duck shows what looks like feathers poorly modelled and painted on, with more black paint coming from the tuxedo and some worn off paint.

Properties:

The properties of this duck are very interesting and unique. Some properties include: intelligence, capability of speech, basic and advanced problem solving, and transporting thoughts, goals, emotions, and information to the human mind. How these are achievable, especially from a rubber duck, is unknown. The intelligence of the rubber duck is around the average IQ of a human, and therefore has the intelligence to speak. However, it only speaks via a text-to-speech robot, virtual messages, and letters. The duck can also accomplish basic tasks, and can do certain advanced tasks as well. The most notable and useful property it can do is the ability to send thoughts to the human min—

But you already know this story… don't you?

Let me grab a chatterbox, therefor we can discuss this for hours on end!

The hell!?

M.E.G. Chatbox:
Current Time: 12:04

Two database users have joined the chat!

RobertQuack: Helllooo!!!

JoshMils824: What the fuck? Who are you?

RobertQuack: I'm pretty sure you already know who I am, Josh.

JoshMils824: You're not a duck that is sentient. I know this is the Backrooms and all, but I know that isn't true. You are simply a staff member pulling some type of dumb joke. Knock it off.

RobertQuack: I don't think you understand, I'm more than that. A lot more than that. I'm a M.E.G. Operative, just like you.

JoshMils824: I don't fucking believe you. Who really are you?

RobertQuack: You may call me Robert.

RobertQuack: Oh! It seems my time is running out. But I must say something before I go.

RobertQuack: Find a M.E.G. Log Collection of an entity called "Entity 76". It's classified, but I opened it for you. After that, go to Storage-02 in Base Omega. Hopefully you will realize by then.

Type Here!: What the fuck are yo

DATA ERROR %76: Chatbox Disconnected.

Okay, so I'm at Base Omega, I went to look though the logs if there was ever a discovery of this "Duck". I think this is just a staff member pranking everyone but it's worth a shot.

M.E.G. Event Log 13954: Type Entity: June/23/1984:
During a mission to find Quackella, M.E.G. Regiment Compass Point "Duck Hunt" eventually found the rubber duck in the waters of Level -2. Once it was retrieved, it was sent back to Base Omega on Level 4. The duck was then placed in Storage-02, which eventually was renovated into his home. An interview was conducted and soon after Robert J. Quack became one of the most respected M.E.G. Operatives. Even earning the title 'Overseer-D' for a long while.

Alright, already bullshit. The M.E.G. didn't even exist in the 80's and I've lived in Base Omega for years. I never seen a fucking rubber duck in the storage rooms!

And what the fuck do they mean by "Overseer-D"!? There's only been three of them since The M.E.G. first existed!

Interview Log 06/25/1984

Begin Log: 21:04
Interviewer: M.E.G. Operative
Interviewee: Robert J. Quack

M.E.G. Operative: Okay, may you please state your name for the interview mister?…

Robert: Robert J. Quack, but you may call me Robert! What a pleasure to meet your acquaintance! *Quack*

M.E.G. Operative: Great to meet you too Mr. Robert! Um, this interview shouldn't last very long, but I would like to ask a few questions first.

Robert: Aha! I love a good show! Please continue!

M.E.G. Operative: Alright so, where did you come from?

Robert: Well it was a very long odyssey, but I assure you I do indeed have some stunning stories to tell! *Quack*

M.E.G. Operative: Go on.

Robert: At home I had worked at the Duck Superstore, for all your quackiling needs! It was a fairly boring one to say the least. That's when I entered The Non-Euclidian! And I have indeed became the greatest detective in all of the land!

M.E.G. Operative: That sure does sound spectacular Mr. Robert, but do you remember any specific people in your life?

Robert: Well you see, I have met many different individuals over the decades, but there are for sure some very important people in my life such as my wife Milda and uhh… say…

(The room goes silent for a few seconds)

Robert: Do you happen to know where Jimmy is? I miss him dearly. *Quack*

M.E.G. Operative: Well, I'm sorry Mr. Robert but we do not know of this Jimmy you have mentioned.

Robert: Oh.. Well, I guess this is a question that must be answered another time. Very well then!

M.E.G. Operative: So you have mentioned about being a detective right?

Robert: That is indeed correct. Yes. *Quack*

M.E.G. Operative: Do you mind explaining what mysteries you have solved?

Robert: Well, there was this one time wher—

End Log: 21:11

Summary: After the initial interview, Robert J. Quack decided to help in favor of The M.E.G. and has grown to become one of their biggest and most proudest members. We gave him a place to stay in Storage-02 and soon turned it into his home. Eventually becoming Overseer-D. We are grateful to have such an amazing leader and we hope to continue to have his acquittance in The M.E.G. for the foreseen future.

Okay, I'm tired of this, it said that Storage-02 was its new renovated home, which I was just there yesterday and it's just a storage room. I'm going to go check this out. I'll record my voice so that if anyone finds this, they'll know what happened.

Josh: Alright, we're ready to go. Just gotta… get to Storage-02, shouldn't be too far from my office.

Josh: Oh, hey Fred!

Fredrick: Hey Josh! Whassup?

Josh: Oh, just trying to disprove some duck Entry that appeared on the database. Haha!

Fredrick: Umm? You mean Robert?

Josh: Ha! Yeah you must've seen it!

Fredrick: Yeah, everyone has!

Josh: Oh wow! Didn't know everyone seen the dumb thing so quickly.

Fredrick: Woah man! That was uncalled for!

Josh: Aa- What?

Fredrick: Seriously, you can't just call him dumb after everything he had done for us.

Josh: Heh, Hah.. Hahahahahaha! You can't be fucking serious!

Fredrick: …

Josh: C'mon! Seriously?

Fredrick: Sigh See you at work Josh.

Josh: Wait Fred! Hellooooo!…

Josh: Nonono, that can't be right. Heh. This has to be some huge prank by The Overseers or something. Ha.

Josh: I'm gonna walk in there and it will be full of boxes and items, then I can laugh at Fred, and call it day. Yeah… yeah that's good!

Josh: Okay it's right around the… corner… his name is on the door… no this is a prank.

Josh: UUH-

Josh: No, no wait wait… No! NO! WHERE ARE THE BOXES! WHY IS THIS A FULL ROOM WITH BEDS AND SOFA—

Josh: NO! IT CAN'T BE! IT'S HIM!

Josh: WHA- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? HE'S THERE! ON THE SOFA! WATCHING TV!

Josh: I- I can't! This rooms wasn't even THIS BIG! The- There- There was… BOXES everywhere! You couldn't even WALK!

Josh: No, this is wrong… Overseer-A is in Base Omega…. I have to keep calm, I have to tell him.

Josh: Keep moving… KEEP MOVING!

Josh: Keegan!

Keegan: Yeah? What's wrong Josh? You look like you've seen a gho—

Josh: I need to speak with Overseer-A. NOW!

Keegan: Woah woah woah, okay okay. One second… I can get him here for you.

Josh: Please.

Josh: Why is everyone acting normal? Just so average about "Yeah there's this duck in our base that has just appeared but nooo! He's been here all our lives!" I CAN'T EVEN!

Josh: Keep calm… He's coming.

Josh: Hey Stretch, I need to speak to you.

Stretch: What could I do to help?

Josh: Okay, I don't wanna sound crazy, but this is The Backrooms… There is a rubber duck, in the storage area and it- it turned it into a room, beds, a full kitchen! A- A TV!

Stretch: …

Josh: Please you need to listen to me!

Stretch: …

Josh: …

Stretch: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohh, that's a good one man! You tried to tell me that Robert was a fucking danger! HAHAHA!

Josh: NO! NO! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

Stretch: Buddy, I suggest to get some sleep before your next shift. I can have Overseer-D help arrange it for yo—

Josh: FUCK OVERSEER-D! FUCK YOU!

Josh: I'm going back to my office… It can't affect me if I'm too busy on work.

Josh:: Okay, back to work…. Just need to relax an-

Josh: The door creaked open…

Josh: …

Josh: Should I?…

Josh: Robert… Robert please…

Josh: It loops back to my office…

Josh: Heh… heh ha… hahahaha… HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Josh: Heh, haha! It's over!

Josh: IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER!

Josh: Oooh ho hoo! You want me to play your FUCKING GAME!?

Josh: BRING IT!

Josh: Ohh! My office door leads to your room now!

Josh: SHOULD I COME IN FOR A CUP OF TEA!?

Josh: Yeah! I'm talking to you Mr. FUCKING Robert!

Josh: You're in the middle of the room now! That carpet must feel nice doesn't it? DOESN'T IT!?

Josh: Oh! Right! You must be having so much fun making everyone think you've been here! That you made our FUCKING LIVES BETTER! HAHA!

Josh: …

Josh: Hey! Mister fucking fancy I'm talking to you!

Josh: HEY!

Josh: FUCKING SPEAK! SAY SOMETHING!

Josh: …Oh no…

Josh: …

Josh: I kicked him…

Josh: I kicked Robert across the room…

Josh: I… I jus—

Entity Number: 76

Habitat(s): Base Omega, which is in Level 4.

Entity 76 Overseer-D.

Description:

Overseer-D¹, or his actual name, Robert J. Quack is a duck that was once in a rough condition, but now in newer and overall more healthy manner ordered by Overseer-A. Overseer-D is very intelligent, capable of speech (Even though he has the appearance of a duck), and brings random ideas and thoughts to others (See below for more details). Fortunately, he has used his powers for good, and tries to give a helping hand to The M.E.G. and our works.

Overseer-D has many abilities, which include intelligence, capability of writing letters and typing out messages, and it is able to give thoughts and ideas to the human brain. How any of these properties and abilities are even possible is unknown.

Behaviors:

Overseer-D is very kind and caring for his operatives and members, and will help them in need for almost every situation. Though Overseer-D hasn't gotten a real thing to focus on (Like the other Overseers), he will attempt to help on what he can.

Overseer-D's personality is very formal and serious, but caring. Despite Overseer-D's very little information about his backstory, he will still answer questions and participate in interviews.

Biology:

Overseer-D resembles a 2x5 rubber duck.The duck is in a rough condition with paint almost scratched off or almost "mixed" together. The duck has a rough black suit and white tie, with that same dirty paint. The hat and almost hood like cover surrounding the back of Overseer-D's head looks notably different to the rest of the dirty suit, and looks relatively clean. The duck's face also has the same dirty look. Due to Overseer-A's demands to clean Overseer-D, he now looks much better and healthy.

Overseer-D's actual abilities are largely unknown, but do not seem to be a danger to anybody for now. Overseer-D has the intelligence and IQ of an average human, even completing an IQ test and getting the IQ of 120. Overseer-D cannot speak, and can only communicate via letters and online messages. Even though it cannot speak formerly, it is still unknown how Overseer-D can write/type messages. Lastly he can give thoughts and ideas to the brain of a person who is in a certain radius. Overseer-D himself said he cannot control what thoughts and ideas can be given, and so far most of the information given has been useless. However, some information has revealed entrances and exits of pre-existing levels, and even vague, and rarely, vivid descriptions of undiscovered levels.

Overseer-D apparently has an entire complex origin story, though has been only been glazed over by him. He apparently used to work at a rubber duck store, named "The Duck Superstore", which was later found within Level 33. Later he then joined The M.E.G. and became Overseer-D fairly quickly due to his amazing skills as a M.E.G. Operative. Important figures in his life was his wife named "Milda" and a person Overseer-D is trying to find named "Jimmy". Both of these figures have never been seen or talked to.

Discovery:

Robert J. Quack was found when M.E.G. Database Staff Member 'Joshua Mills' was found in a fetal position sobbing while being contained in a crate in Storage-02 inside Base Omega. Robert was found on top of said crate. He was then rescued and placed in a new living space in Base Omega.

Interview Log 12/02/2021

Begin Log: 07:15
Interviewer: M.E.G. Operative
Interviewee: Joshua Mills

M.E.G. Operative: So, Joshua Mills is it?

Josh: *Sniff* yes.

M.E.G. Operative: Okay, so may you explain what happened on that day?

Josh: Uh- I… He- He was- if I say, he will hurt me.

M.E.G. Operative: We can protect you.

Josh: Heh, I don't think you can.

M.E.G. Operative: Sir just please, we need to know this information.

Josh: The storage room, he… it- it was his room. He looped my office he… it was all fucking real… he made you guys believe he was always here, he..

(The room goes silent.)

M.E.G. Operative: Are you okay Josh?

Josh: Don't play his game.

(Silence)

M.E.G. Operative: may you explain wh-

Josh: AAAAAH!

(Joshua had fallen into chunks of himself, still alive.)

M.E.G. Operative: OH MY GO-

Josh: HELP ME! HEEEELP!

M.E.G. Operative: We need aid now!

Josh HEEEEE—

(Joshua had the turned into multiple normal rubber ducks.)

M.E.G. Operative: Is… Is he alive?

End Log: 07:24

Summary: During this time, Joshua had experienced many warped deformities before turning into multiple rubber ducks. The remaining ducks were put into a plastic bin with Joshua's name labeled on it incase we find a way to bring him back. Soon after, Joshua's Office had been found warped beyond repair. Luckily Robert was there to quickly patch up these oddities. Since this event, we had made a large room full of supplies for Robert to live inside of Base Omega where he will remain happy. Please be respectful to your Overseer.

Do's and Don'ts:

Do:

Follow his orders.
Treat him as every other Overseer.
Be respectful.
Ask him for help, he's willing too!
Play his game.

Don't:

Attack him.
Be rude to him/harass him.

Author(s)

The Backrooms

You've been here before.

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Habitat(s): Unknown

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Properties:

Interview Log 06/25/1984

Habitat(s): Base Omega, which is in Level 4.

Description:

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Discovery:

Interview Log 12/02/2021

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