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Blanche's Chat Room

User SumActor has entered the room. .


SumActor:
Are you an actor, director, or writer?
(。・ω・。)

Blanche:
My, my, no time for proper introductions? Oh well… a bit of the three, I suppose.

SumActor:
I like to get straight to the point! But you can call me an actor, if you need an introduction.

SumActor:
Why all three?

Blanche:
An actor… I must say, you've piqued my curiosity. A pleasure to meet you, even if through digital means. As for your question… let's see… I do star in some stories, other times, I'm the reason they happen around me, and sometimes I write them myself. I find all three to be equally pleasant roles, truth be told.

SumActor:
Huh! Fun! I like being an actor. Everything happens to me, but none of it happens to me. I do everything, but I do none of it. I am not me, but I am still me. Isn't that interesting?

SumActor:
It's too much work to be a writer or director, for me.

Blanche:
I see. Again, I'm quite fond of all three roles, though I do have a bit of a penchant for the stage.

Blanche:
Tell me, dear, have you ever met your director? I feel some of them simply hand you the script without saying a word… rather rude, to be frank.

SumActor:
I have! My director is like any other, really. Also, old. Might crumble to dust at any moment.

SumActor:
That’s a joke. They aren’t that old yet.

SumActor:
So… since you’re an actor, can I get your autograph?

Blanche:
Oh, goodness, I hadn't thought I'd be famous enough to have actors ask for my autograph… I'd be glad to give it to you, though in order to do that, you'd have to come visit, which would require my signature, thus rendering the autograph a bit… redundant.

SumActor:
That’s fine! I’d like my own copy, you know?

Blanche:
I see… what for? I doubt a busy actor like you would have much time for tea… unless, of course, that is part of your script.

SumActor:
I have time between shoots to visit. And I like having guests come with me, if that’s alright with you?

Blanche:
The more the merrier, my dear. I'll be sure to have a teapot ready by then. Being a director, stage props rarely are an issue.

SumActor:
Oh, that’s handy. For the most part, my director lets me have any props I ask for. Except for a gun, I was told I don’t need one.

Blanche:
I suppose it makes sense. It wouldn't quite fit the setting. After all, who would bring a gun to a tea party?

SumActor:
The gun was for a different time, but I think my cousin might be wild enough to bring a gun to a tea party. Holstered or left with the coat check, at least.

Blanche:
Oh my… will he be one of your guests?

SumActor:
Oh good lord no, he can’t even come here anyway. No revolvers at tea parties will be had here.

Blanche:
Ah, an actor from a different play? Perhaps one day I'll be paying them a visit, then.

SumActor:
He’d probably be interested, if he’s not busy throwing rocks at our director.

Blanche:
Rocks? My goodness, how rude of them…

SumActor:
I’ll stop by at some point ( ^ω^ ) See you in a bit, fellow actor.

Blanche:
Very well. I eagerly await your visit.


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User FuraFura.CC has entered the room. .


FuraFura.CC :
こんにちわ, Blanche-様. This is working, right?

Blanche:
It is, my dear. A pleasure to see you again, Furuwazu.

FuraFura.CC :
Oh, okay, キャんぢ wanted me to tell you about 腐食ーせ’s envelope. Have you received it, yet?

Blanche:
I'm afraid not, dear.

FuraFura.CC :
Ah, well be wary, don’t let it touch a human. Awaiting to talk to you again, but I got the M.E.G on my tail right now, a- さよなら.

Blanche:
Always one for trouble, aren't you? Oh well. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for that envelope. Farewell, and do take care, will you?


User FuraFura.CC : has left the room. .

User Bewitching has entered the room. .


Bewitching :
Greetings, Blanche. I don’t think we’ve met before. I’ve heard a lot about you from フラワズ. You’re in level 906, if I remember correctly?

Blanche:
Oh, a new acquaintance? Well, a friend of a friend is my friend too. Your memory serves right, "Level 906" is what the M.E.G. calls my home. Should we continue this chat in person? フラワズ isn't too fond of this sort of communication, I don't know if the same applies to you. Besides, I could use some company for tea this evening.

Bewitching :
Tea, you say? Well, then I hope to see you soon, hun.

Blanche:
Lovely! I'll be sure to have everything prepared by the time you arrive. In the meantime, do take care, will you?

Bewitching :
Thanks. I wish you well.


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User Spades_The_Demon_4377 has entered the room. .


Spades_The_Demon_4377:
Homosexuals-

Blanche:
I'm not quite sure I follow…

Spades_The_Demon_4377:
homo

Spades_The_Demon_4377:
sex

Spades_The_Demon_4377:
ual

Blanche:
I don't understand…

Spades_The_Demon_4377:
S E X

Blanche:
I'm still unsure as to what you mean, but if you are inquring about my stance on the matter, then love who you love, whoever that is.

Spades_The_Demon_4377:
What is love?

Blanche:
Ah, ever the popular question… and one I'm afraid I cannot answer. Love is something intimate, something personal, and I'm sure you'll figure out what it means to you when the time for it comes, and when you find the right person to love.

Spades_The_Demon_4377:
S E X


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User blockythewriter75 has entered the room. .


blockythewriter75:
so this is the fabled blanche.net. never thought i'd be here.

Blanche:
Hello! A pleasure to meet you. May I know who am I having the pleasure of chatting with?

blockythewriter75:
Oh, greetings. My name is Blocky. I'm a recent wanderer who likes writing about their ventures through these places.

Blanche:
I see… and what brings you to my humble chatroom?

blockythewriter75:
I came here to mostly chill and relax from the chaos that is this place.

Blanche:
Well, if you wish to relax, why not come visit? We could share a cup of tea.

blockythewriter75:
Now that you mention it, I might, given that I find my way there. But yeah, that would be a pleasure.

Blanche:
Wonderful! Do you know how to reach me?

blockythewriter75:
If I recall, it involved passing my finger through your signature written in one of your books. Am I correct?

Blanche:
Indeed you are! I'll be sure to have a teapot ready for when you arrive.


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User Dr_Hedge_TheBest has entered the room. .


Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
Oh, there's a new chatroom up?

Blanche:
Welcome to my humble chatroom, dear Wanderer! May I know who am I having the pleasure of talking to?

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
I'm Doctor Wyatt Hedge. I hold a rather important position of doing paperwork and writing documentation that nobody else wants to at M.E.G. Base Alpha.

Blanche:
I see… and what brings you here, Dr. Hedge?

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
Something to do while I document some new messed up creatures we're getting reports of. Half of these I'm just filing under 'insufficient sources'.

Blanche:
Oh, how intriguing! Chances are, you might find some more information on said creatures here at the Cygnus Archive.

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
I'll keep that in mind, then. Though frankly I don't get out all too often, and the higher-ups tend to get concerned when I do.

Blanche:
If you'll pardon me the question, why is that? Most other M.E.G. operatives I have met had no such concerns.

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
Well, for one, they'd have to find someone else to do all this paperwork if they lost me. Secondly, half my outings end with a trip to The Confession Stand to get whatever the entity there has to offer for my latest escapade. I'm not exactly popular with the Eyes either. They think they're sneaky, but I can always tell when one of them starts following me. I just make a trip to Level 0 to lose them.

Blanche:
The Eyes of Argos? What have you done to warrant their attention?

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
Whatever I feel like, really. I mean, it's not always my fault, though. When I made a crown covered in outward facing Flashsphere panels, I didn't expect someone to actually flip it on.

Blanche:
Rather odd… I believe you would get along swimmingly with Frederick.

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
I don't think I've ever met a Frederick.

Blanche:
Most people know him by surname, Kaiser, or by their nickname, "Rust Punk."

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
Ah, that rings a bell. Level 817, right? I haven't really checked or read over it since it was vandalized. I don't think I could bear to see it in the normal styling when the higher-ups inevitably get ahold of it and revert any fun they see being had on the page.

Blanche:
I've heard it said Kaiser has a firm lock on the page- something to do with automatic edition? I'm not quite sure. I suppose my lack of experience on these computers of yours is to blame.

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
I'm starting to like this guy.

Blanche:
I figured you would. Truth be told, I fear for what you could do together…

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
That's completely reasonable. I wonder what a jet-powered amusement park would be like. We could even incorporate rocket power into a teacups ride with enough creativity, y'know, for the kids.

Blanche:
That does not sound remotely close to safe.

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
No, it doesn't at all, but it would be really fun.

Blanche:
Our views on the concept of fun are…. very different, it seems.

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
To each their own. What kinds of things do you enjoy?

Blanche:
Oh, plenty of things. Books, tea, music, writing, baking, art, fencing…

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
Ah, mostly simpler things. I don't tend to enjoy relaxing much anymore. I maintain myself as being either so zoned out and bored or so adrenaline-pumped and excited that I don't get too much time to think clearly about the fact that I will never again have what I had in the Frontrooms.

Blanche:
I see. In time, you should get used to life in this place. It likely won't be a replacement for home, of course, but I hear from my guests that life here isn't so bad.

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
I've been here for several years now. I don't see it getting any better soon.

Blanche:
Perhaps meeting Kaiser could change that. Should I arrange a meeting? I doubt you two would stay for long at the Cygnus Archive, but I find the prospect of sharing tea with the two of you to be quite enticing.

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
That sounds frankly delightful, thank you.

Blanche:
Lovely! At what time are you available?

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
Any, really.

Blanche:
Very well. I'll contact Kaiser and see how his schedule is. Wouldn't want to interrupt one of his rather ah… destructive testing sessions.

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
Thank you.

Blanche:
Do you per chance have one of my books laying around, Dr. Hedge?

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
I'm sure there's one around here somewhere. It is Base Alpha, after all.

Blanche:
Very well. I'll get back to you soon!

Dr_Hedge_TheBest:
Alright. Thank you, Blanche.


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